14 things I learned from A Very Potter Musical

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1. Harry’s the boy who lived, not died. God.
2. Voldemort and Quirrell had some very…intense, emotional moments that were not shown in Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone.
3. Hufflepuffs are particularly good at finding!
4. Cho Chang isn’t just beautiful. She’s supermegafoxyawesomehot.
5. RACIST SISTER!
6. Everything has its place. Muggles have their place, Mudbloods have their and so do Quirrells’ dirty clothes. Namely a dresser!
7. Hermione needs to shut up. Until she gets hot. Then all she needs is a piece of gum.
8. That is a BOSS Zefron poster.
9. Actually, Hermione have heard these things, about a thousand times, but never have they been told to her with so much SASS!
10. Severus Snape is one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men I have ever met.
11. Never put an invisibility cloak on a magical walking chair.
12. You’d think killing people would make them like you, but it doesn’t. It just makes them dead.
13. A person can’t be a port key, because if they were to touch themselves *Look at Ron*
14. Not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died. Look at this. Rocketship Potter. Starkid Potter. Moonshoes Potter. Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to PIGFARTS.